Tuesday, April 3, 2007


And ye olde Thirde Installment is found herein. The cold and sleet came true. Frickin' Michigan. I think we've joined forces with Canada, where they manufacture cold. And beer. ================== Frogs full of evil. Although they look so harmless, do not turn your back Licking certain toads can give you an acid high. Who first thought of this? Peace frogs on bumpers and t-shirts flash the peace sign. But do they mean it? Frogs in the bathroom holding toothbrushes and soap. They’re watching me shave Too many to count swarming out from the roiling Nile—the second plague Like tapioca, yet so unlike: frog eggs. Would you care for seconds? Death frogs on the march: boing, boing, boing. I attack with pogo stick of doom. Full moon. My skin turns green—the werefrog stalks! Tremble in fear, foolish folk To this night’s regrets, add one crystal tear: Once frog. Now smudge on sidewalk.


kenju said...

I'll never be able to eat tapioca again! LOL

Sparky Duck said...

christ, and I used to like tapioca