One...Two...Three... Spring Over!!
West Michigan is enjoying 2-3 inches of rain today ("Flood watches are in effect for the entire listening area"), with hail and thunderstorms tonight. Snow tomorrow through Saturday.
Perfect weather. If you're a frog.
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Witches stir their brew,
need eye of newt and frog hair.
They pay me with cash
Up late pondering:
Is a frog's ass watertight?
How would I find out?
Frog. Steam roller. Need
I say more? Now kindly hand
me the spatula.
A world in itself,
this pond. I would swim its depths,
but frog poop abounds.
Open frog mouth and
apply to drain: frog plunger.
Cleans clogged pipes fast.
Painted in tribal
colors, warrior frogs march on
helpless village. Right.
Frogarang, Frog Cave,
Frogmobile . . . image problem.
Try again, Bruce Wayne.
You’ve never heard of
the terrible “Frogs of War.”
It’s still top secret
Monday, April 2, 2007
Haiku, Part Deux
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If you're of a mind to, please send some of that water over here. We are below normal in rainfall already!
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